gay swimmers
 # video  # OH MY GODDDD

toukos:

self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing

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caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

 # text

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

 # dog

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

 # omfG

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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gillasue345:

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world. 

 # text

comchancanhblog:

Log || Levihan

 # levihan  # oooomg cute  # attack on titan

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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 # text  # I'M GONNA PEE  # HOLY SHIT  # I'M FUCKING LAUGHIG nSO HARD AT THAT LAST PICTURE FJUIVCSDKFMDASKJ  # holy shIT  # GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

 # text  # sarcastic  # but not really  # lmao