*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world.
A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???
Never in my life have I wanted matching icons with someone so badly
see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy
Ye, I’m pretty sure she never heard THAT joke before.