gay swimmers

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

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gillasue345:

Sometimes I just have to remind myself that Sam didn’t say “Are you into Dick now?” He said “Are you strictly into Dick now?” And boy if that one word doesn’t make all the difference in the world. 

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comchancanhblog:

Log || Levihan

 # levihan  # oooomg cute  # attack on titan

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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 # text  # I'M GONNA PEE  # HOLY SHIT  # I'M FUCKING LAUGHIG nSO HARD AT THAT LAST PICTURE FJUIVCSDKFMDASKJ  # holy shIT  # GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

 # text  # sarcastic  # but not really  # lmao

inconsistentblogger:

Never in my life have I wanted matching icons with someone so badly

 # vpirate25  # BYRON  # PLEASE

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

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mangomamita:

also this is my favorite vine

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rockboci:

Ye, I’m pretty sure she never heard THAT joke before.


 # SCREAMING  # CACKLING  # LAUGHING HYSTERCAILLY  # UITs FIVE IN THE MORNING AGD I'M LAUG HIGN